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Fuck Raisins, and Fuck Candy Corn

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  1. Boxthor
    Member

    Hey Box, would you like some trail mix?

    Oh yeah sure!

    Here you go.

    FUCK THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT. TRICKED AGAIN.

    Same with Candy Corn.

    It gets me EVERY Halloween.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Boxthor
    Member

    I've got a collection of DVDs to share apparently.

    Scat porn.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. is there, in fact, raisinless trail mix?
    don't they just call that "granola, nuts, and shit"?
    i actually stopped eating trail mix when i realized that those big bags of m&m's make it a lot easier to spot and pick out the m&m's.

    if you eat a bunch of candy corn, is it evident in your shit like regular corn?
    where's tyler? he's all into feces now.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. kat
    Member

    Oh Boxthor, I'm so with ya on the trail mix raisin bullshit. I used to like candy corn when I was uneducated, but since then a lot has changed.

    I still get owned by cookies with raisins though...I think HELL YES, CHOCA CHIP COOKIES!!! Then you dive into those badboys without looking too closely at them and you're like FUCK raisins?! I mean there should be a law where if you put raisins in cookies, it should be oatmeal cookies so you can at least tell. None of this incognito bullshit~! In fact, better if they just outlaw baking raisins in anything.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. shut the fuck up box. if you cant appreciate what raisins do for trial mix... i duno...

    heres the thing... basic trail mix is peanuts, m&ms, almonds, maybe some granola and usually some sunflower seed filler... thats all crunchy stuff.. and 1 sweet thing and 2 or 3 salty things and one kinda sweet, but still hella crunchy thing...

    maybe im just a bitch and like a variety of texture in my food... but the raisin adds an awesome soft crew the the sea of crunch. another thing i love about raisins in trail mix is some of the salt form the pea nuts sticks to the outside... so you get this fast burst of salt then a nice earthy sweet...

    its all about balance. and raisins do it for me.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Boxthor
    Member

    Seth you don't know shit.

    The same texture and sweetness could easily be achieved with a number of things that don't taste worse than shit.

    See:

    Golden Raisins,
    Dried Cranberries
    Dried Blueberries
    Dried Mango
    Dried Blackberries
    Dried Currants
    Dried Peaches
    Dried Pears

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Boxthor
    Member

    Jujyfruits
    Pomegranate Jewels
    Fruit Snacks
    Fruit Leather
    Candied Ginger
    Caramel Squares

    Posted 1 year ago #

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