Guys,
I know you just want to pick on poor TAB, but what can he do? When you have a small penis, you desire small orifices to stick it in.
It is a common practice to hunt for companionship based not on like qualities, but on tightness of sexual orifices. In direct ratio to penis size, children and cats are the only thing TAB has to love. Little TAB and his little penis just need some sexual healing. Little orifices a'plenty.
Spencer Berry