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1. Boxthor
   Member

   BakeJullock: why isnt there a company that makes sex dolls of kids aged 3-14 for would be child molestors to buy
   BakeJullock: so they dont have to go to jail
   Boxthor: The more important question
   BakeJullock: hahaha
   Boxthor: Is how long have you been wanting to fuck little kids
   BakeJullock: i only ask cause i think i could make hella money if i started the company GOD
   Boxthor: So
   BakeJullock: TYLER THINKS ITS A GREAT IDEA GOD
   Boxthor: Your goal in life
   BakeJullock: hahahaha
   Boxthor: is to make hella bills
   Boxthor: By making sex dolls
   BakeJullock: selling dolls of children for freaks to rape
   BakeJullock: yeah
   Boxthor: That look like 3 year olds.
   BakeJullock: GOTTA MAKE THAT GREEN BOXXY
   BakeJullock: i mean its better then like
   BakeJullock: getting a bunch of sex slaves from pakistan and selling those
   BakeJullock: although i could probably charge more for those

   Business Innovator of the Year

   Posted 1 year ago #

2. jakebullock
   Member

   we would work in collaboration with Chris Hansen. after he tricks child molesters to coming to the To Catch a Predator house, we would ask if they would like to purchase any dolls instead. we'd make hella money chris hansen catches like 30 of those fuckers a day.

   Posted 1 year ago #

3. tyler
   Member

   at least, http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sextoyspro&pnum=SE1902-01
   that one costs 180$, if we make kiddie ones, we can charge the same price if not more, and use less silicone. plus no pubes on the younger ones, so we also save money on that.

   this is just a money making buisiness.

   Posted 1 year ago #

4. jakebullock
   Member

   we're not freaks we're just forward thinkers.

   hey tyler we don't even need to buy fake teeth for the baby models.

   Posted 1 year ago #

5. TAB
   Member

   You guys are fucking geniuses. No after party will be complete without one of these little bitches.

   Posted 1 year ago #

6. Boxthor
   Member

   TAB you're fucking creepy dude.

   Posted 1 year ago #

7. Henry
   Member

   Yea I can't imagine TAB actually saying that out loud.

   Posted 1 year ago #

8. TAB
   Member

   Boxthor, Jake came up with the original idea.

   And I didn't suggest using them at after parties for raping them, I just meant that it would be funny as shit to have one of those at an after party.

   Posted 1 year ago #

9. drewtetz
   Member

   nah tab, you're definitely the creepy one here.

   fucking sicko.

   jake, i want in ground floor on this goldmine.

   Posted 1 year ago #

10. jakebullock
    Member

    i'm selling stock in the company already. Pedolls Incorporated

    our first model is of Anne Frank, cause she was polish i think. and everyone wants to rape those bitches

    Posted 1 year ago #

11. jakebullock
    Member

    ok anne frank was german i guess. whatever same difference.

    Posted 1 year ago #

12. Boxthor
    Member

    Anne Frank couldn't have been German because Hitler raped her to death.

    Posted 1 year ago #

13. Ann
    Member

    You guys complete me. <3

    But what if put a voice activation in the doll that constantly says, "Come play with me" to make the experience more intense. :]

    Oh geeze.. now I'm becoming a creep.

    Posted 1 year ago #

14. DavidUng
    Member

    Ann, as long as you're less creepy than TAB, it's all good.

    Posted 1 year ago #

15. Boxthor
    Member

    I'd only buy it if it were an Ann love doll.

    Edit: I don't know about that David, I hear Ann likes to get dooooooooooooown.

    Posted 1 year ago #

16. DavidUng
    Member

    Do you hear this or is it from personal experience?

    I'm not believing shit unless it's a personal experience.

    Posted 1 year ago #

17. sterling
    Member

    maybe you could hook me up with a proto.......to you know, test it out <_<

    lol jk

    Posted 1 year ago #

18. TAB
    Member

    Anne Frank was dutch.

    Posted 1 year ago #

19. Boxthor
    Member

    Yeah, lay off the creepiness Tab.

    Posted 1 year ago #

20. TAB
    Member

    I will. Once I can buy one of these things...

    jk

    Posted 1 year ago #

21. AdamBrewster
    Member

    I don't think I can be friends with ANY of you anymore...

    just an FYI

    Posted 1 year ago #

22. Mark132
    Member

    PEDOLLS.... wow...
    haha
    doesn't really roll off the tongue though. I was thinking molestables or something like that.
    I also think its funny that only half of us in this thread are even of legal age to get in trouble for something like this.

    Posted 1 year ago #

23. Boxthor
    Member

    What happened to the other 131 Marks? Did you fucking eat them?

    Posted 1 year ago #

24. DavidUng
    Member

    Yeah, I'm not 18 so you guys can't pin shit on me.

    Posted 1 year ago #

25. TAB
    Member

    An attempt to redeem myself:

    Make them only available through the website, and every single order is reported to the child molestation investigators, so they can keep an eye on whoever is buying these. Jake just puts it in ultra fine print on the website that personal information is safe from everyone except for local law enforcement. Anyone who buys one of these should definitely be checked out, so it's making the same money, with half the guilt.

    Posted 1 year ago #

26. Boxthor
    Member

    Nope nope nope. Cats been let out of the bag, and it's telling everyone you like to fuck cats.

    Posted 1 year ago #

27. drewtetz
    Member

    yeah, you fucking sicko. should've quit back when you were just a creepy child molestor and before you were a catfucker.

    i no longer want in on the ground floor. the mountains of money you make are not worth the association with a catfucker.

    Posted 1 year ago #

28. TAB
    Member

    Wait, when did I start fucking cats? And when did I start being a creepy child molester for that matter? I never said I planned to buy one of these, or fuck one of these. I was just saying how it's a genius idea that would definitely succeed in the world of sex toys, and would be fun to throw at people at parties. I am not erotically stimulated by small children, and would never consider molesting or raping one.

    Posted 1 year ago #

29. Boxthor
    Member

    Once a catfucker, always a catfucker. Seriously, you should have just stuck with 6 year olds.

    Posted 1 year ago #

30. DavidUng
    Member

    TAB, that is disgusting. 6 year olds is one thing, cats is another, but both? That is uncalled for.

    Way to steal the thunder from Jake's and Tyler's amazing idea. Jerk.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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